“I aim at the middle one first. I squeeze the trigger. And the metal weapon does what it does best. It jams.” — Amy McAuley Copy Share Image
“malfunction |malˈfə ng k sh ən| verb [ intrans. ] fail to function normally or satisfactorily” — Lisa Alfonso Copy Share Image
Just keep it simple. When you over-think what you're wearing, that's when wardrobe malfunctions tend to happen. — Guy Berryman Copy Share Image
There's no such thing as a wardrobe malfunction - only a wardrobe opportunity. — Adam Rippon Copy Share Image
There would be no Star Trek unless there were transporter malfunctions. — LeVar Burton Copy Share Image
There will be no wardrobe malfunction with me. I can promise you that… I have nothing I will be exposing or taking… — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
If you improve or tinker with something long enough, eventually it will break or malfunction. — Arthur Bloch Copy Share Image
I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce - my main thrust was the body and… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
Malfunctions are inevitable. It's important to push through them during practice - versus stopping to fix and restart - so that you're… — Amanda Beard Copy Share Image
I love a loose-fitting skirt with a cinched waist. A feminine silhouette is a no-stress zone - it's comfortable and I don't… — Eva Mendes Copy Share Image
Lingerie is one of the most important pieces of your wardrobe. You can have a wardrobe malfunction if you dont choose the… — Adriana Lima Copy Share Image
“Spiritual sensitivity is not a form of sickness. It is a state where one‘ s spiritual antenna becomes so hyperactive that it… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
It signified nothing that the raw, male magnetism that emanated from him probably made compasses malfunction in his presence. — Gaelen Foley Copy Share Image
And what am I? (Adron) You’re kind and decent. You have a good heart. (Livia) I have no heart at all. What… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again. — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
What’s with her?” says the painter. “She’s mad because she’s a woman,” Jon says. This is something I haven’t heard for years,… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Here we have the heart of the difference between Hayek and Keynes: one knew that markets work to give us the best… — Jeffrey Tucker Copy Share Image
It is an irony of medical history that even as Freud's later work would make him the progenitor of modern psychodynamic psychotherapy,… — Scott Stossel Copy Share Image
Principles are laws that are established by the creator or the manufacturer by which a product functions. If you violate those laws,… — Myles Munroe Copy Share Image
I have always done the opposite of what I was trained to do... Having little technical background, I became a photographer. Adopting… — William Klein Copy Share Image
Personally, I’ve gotten so that I now use a kind of two-track analysis. First, what are the factors that really govern the… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
The other thing that troubled me: Dad was clutching his workbag. Usually when he does that, it means we're in danger. Like… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
But insensate Time is nothing if not cruel and heartless. It corrodes then destroys, so that the man you literally and figuratively… — Sergio De La Pava Copy Share Image
If one writing contributed more than any other to the framework in which this work Sowell's Knowledge and Decisions developed, it would… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
Modern historians have suggested that in his last years he (Richard II) was overtaken by mental disease, but that is only a… — Barbara Tuchman Copy Share Image
Life is not a malfunction. It's beautiful. But if you do not see it that way, it's simply because your room needs… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
“How was it even possible to know if your brain was malfunctioning, because the very thing you need to think it all… — Mike A. Lancaster Copy Share Image
But Tudor mansions on manicured grounds didn't look right with their grand front doors wide open to the night. It was like… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
It is not surprising that prayer malfunctions when we try to make it a domestic intercom to call upstairs for more comforts… — John Piper Copy Share Image
Especially with four insanely angry, sword-carrying pirates bearing down on you, followed closely by an alien with a genetic malfunction that posed… — Ridley Pearson Copy Share Image
It didn't make you noble to step away from something that wasn't working, even if you thought you were the reason for… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
Depression - that limp word for the storm of black panic and half-demented malfunction - had over the years worked itself out… — Sebastian Faulks Copy Share Image
If we slide into one of those rare moments of military honesty, we realize that the technical demands of modern warfare are… — Ernest K. Gann Copy Share Image
Service disruptions have to be avoided or at least resolved as quickly as possible. When the Internet goes down, consumers don't notice… — Thomas de Maiziere Copy Share Image
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