Malfunction Quotes by R. Lee Ermey

A day without blood is like a day without sunshine!

— R. Lee Ermey

Without discipline, there is no Marine Corps.

— R. Lee Ermey

What is your major malfunction?

— R. Lee Ermey

I always love to come to Austin.

— R. Lee Ermey

Back in the old Corp, we weren't training those privates to infiltrate into the peacetime Marine Corp. We were training those privates to go…

— R. Lee Ermey

You'd be surprised how many kids and young people come to the website and send me email that they are actually going into the…

— R. Lee Ermey

America's trying to do the best for its veterans.

— R. Lee Ermey

It's my firm conviction that when Uncle Sam calls, by God we go, and we do the best that we can.

— R. Lee Ermey

When you try to find funding for a VVA function, it doesn't seem like it's any trouble at all. People come out of the…

— R. Lee Ermey

I got to write most of everything I said.

— R. Lee Ermey

I play well with everybody.

— R. Lee Ermey

For me, it's an honor for the military to ask me to go to Iraq, Afghanistan, or GITMO. I'm happy to go.

— R. Lee Ermey