Being a man Quote by Kevin McCarty Download Open image “Nobody cleans a house faster than a guy expecting pussy...” — Kevin McCarty ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Being a man Funny Funny facebook status Jokes
For all the men that say 'A woman's place is in the kitchen', you're idiots...how tf is the rest of the house gonna get… — Logic Copy Share Image
My house is really clean. It's a really big house so I have three ladies who come in and clean it twice a week,… — Tommy Lee Copy Share Image
Not that anyone cares, but there's a right and wrong way to clean a house. — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
“I've seen women insist on cleaning everything in the house before they could sit down to write... and you know it's a funny thing… — Clarissa Pinkola Estés Copy Share Image
If everyone sweeps before his own front door, then the street is clean. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house. — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
Whatever cleaning goes on on the planet, women do 99% of it. But see, women are not as proud of their 99% as men… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Whatever is dirty, it is women's job to clean up, or drive some man to clean up, and that goes for everything from cellar… — Agnes Macphail Copy Share Image
I love cleaning the house. I'd never have a cleaner - I wouldn't trust them to do it. — Chloe Sevigny Copy Share Image
I am a bit of a domestic goddess to be honest. I am a clean freak so I love doing the hoovering and the… — Kelvin Fletcher Copy Share Image
After a bad relationship and you think life is over when its far from, pick your self up and show the person who let… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
If you don't like club beats take a HIT OF E and you will love the music. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
The biggest pain in the ass when your battery on your phone is dieing.. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Being a third wheel isn't the best, but use it towards your advantage. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I been listening to Rick Ross and all the guy raps about is cars he can't even fit in.. WTF — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I went a million miles for you and you couldn't run 1k to me.. That's why your my ex and she is my new… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
People call me and always leave a voice mail to call them right back.. Who the hell are they ? That option is only… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Being happy with the little that you have. There are people who have nothing who can put on a smile. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
You should probably buy your condoms before your next wild vacation to Denmark. The Danish word for condom is Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel. Try saying that one… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
A man, a real man, a 'wonderful man,' will be too busy protecting your heart to play with it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People call me and always leave a voice mail to call them right back.. Who the hell are they ? That option is only… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Claim your girl, Love your girl, Fuck your girl, Spoil your girl, Be faithful to your girl, Trust your girl, & She will STAY… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Give a man a few lines of verse and he thinks hes the Lord of all Creation — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In other words,when GOD is finish, he will be a REAL MAN, but a Man of armor.'' — The Poet Of Agent Times Copy Share Image
When a man who treats his woman like a princess, it is proof that he has been raised by a queen. — Girls Army Copy Share Image
Be the kind of man you'd like your son to become, the kind of man you would love your daughter to marry for life.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are scared of a Good Woman, Because that means he has to come correct ..No half steppin. — Lisa's Voice Copy Share Image
Being male is a matter of birth, being a man is a matter of age, but being a gentlemen is a matter of choice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
