Funny facebook status Quote by Kevin McCarty Download Open image “Two things a girl wants... To lose weight and eat...” — Kevin McCarty ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Jokes Lose weight
There are two things an average girl wishes; to find the perfect guy and to eat without getting fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All a girl wants is to feel beautiful, be loved, and to be treated with respect. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's one thing to lose weight, but it's another thing to eat healthy. — Jennifer Hudson Copy Share Image
Eat slowly, with other people whenever possible, and always with pleasure. — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
I want to have a nice stomach I want to feel confident at the beach I want to get guys I want to be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Eat deliberately, with other people whenever possible, and always with pleasure. — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
After a bad relationship and you think life is over when its far from, pick your self up and show the person who let… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
If you don't like club beats take a HIT OF E and you will love the music. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
The biggest pain in the ass when your battery on your phone is dieing.. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Being a third wheel isn't the best, but use it towards your advantage. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I been listening to Rick Ross and all the guy raps about is cars he can't even fit in.. WTF — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I went a million miles for you and you couldn't run 1k to me.. That's why your my ex and she is my new… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
People call me and always leave a voice mail to call them right back.. Who the hell are they ? That option is only… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Being happy with the little that you have. There are people who have nothing who can put on a smile. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
You should probably buy your condoms before your next wild vacation to Denmark. The Danish word for condom is Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel. Try saying that one… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
