Jokes Quote by Kevin McCarty

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

— Drew Carey

“Little kid comes in late ta school. Teacher says, “Why ya late?” Kid says, “Had a take a heifer down—get ’er bred.” Teacher says,…

— John Steinbeck

“But I really do need to clean up. Are bears attracted to the smell of sex? Am I like, a big glazed doughnut to…

— A.E. Wasp

Translator Dlique was saying, very earnestly, “Eggs are so inadequate, don't you think? I mean, they ought to be able to become anything, but…

— Ann Leckie

Pooh, for a bear of very little brain, you sure are a smart one.

— Piglet

The great advantage of having a bear as a central character is that he can combine the innocence of a child with the sophistication…

— Michael Bond

Dear rapists, I've slept with morelittle kids than you ever could. -teddy bear

— Anonymous

“A kid picked up a chair and threw it across the room. The mom’s response was, ‘Well, he did have an egg for breakfast…

— Jane Morris

Here’s what I think. One, people should figure out that if they go around bothering bears, chances are they’re going to end up bear…

— Michael Thomas Ford

Kids are funny.

— Mark Waters

“Hey!” he yelled at the bear. “Hey you dumb stupid bastard! Why don’t you come suck on my dick!”

— Ryan Seek

“Now listen up, you Navy-loving son of a bitch! If my friend wants that bear, she’s gonna get that bear. And neither hell nor…

— Shelly Laurenston