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“ouch, an egg!”

— Franklin Pierce

“ Boy and Egg Every few minutes, he wants to march the trail of flattened rye grass back to the house of muttering hens.…

— Naomi Shihab Nye

“What did you have for breakfast this morning?" "Um... a pear.”

— Megan Ferguson

“The milk is long since out of date, the bread all has mold and I think you could start a bacterial plague with what’s…

— Diana Palmer

“Did you all know that eggs, cheese, and milk are all bad for you?” Mom asked the three of us one summer morning as…

— Rachel Williams-Smith

“I made an egg salad sandwich and took a bite of it over the open silverware drawer. A piece of egg salad fell in…

— Nicholson Baker

“A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, “My brother’s gone crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken.” And the psychiatrist says, “Have you told…

— Tina Fey

“The Easter egg which was not found contained a letter from the hen who laid it, saying "Fuck your kids, What about mine?”

— Shay Caroline

“How did scrambled eggs get stuck with breakfast exclusivity? You can put bacon on a sandwich without anyone freaking out. But the moment your…

— John Green

“Michael scrambled around again and kissed James’s lips and cheeks in brief, silly pecks. “Breakfast?” “You offering or ordering?” James grumbled. “I’m offering to…

— Eli Easton

“If I have an egg, what more can I want?”

— Margaret Atwood

I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I…

— Claudette Colbert