Humor Quote by Jane Morris

“The book can also be a hat.”

— Stanley Kubrick

“I quite deliberately dressed wild animals in tame costumes of my imagination.”

— Yann Martel

“They were sorting, or classifying. It's easy-anyone dressed funny is the enemy, especially if they reject your supremacy or do not acknowledge school as…

— Hilary Thayer Hamann

“I'm about to do something very clever and a tiny bit against the rules of the universe. It's important that I'm properly dressed.”

— Tommy Donbavand

“...you must wear clothes, you must honor your teachers, you must not attack fellow students' dorm rooms with chain saws.”

— E. Lockhart

“There are some things one is born to wear, and I had obviously been fated to wear this hat.”

— Connie Willis

“I’m a man who wears many hats. Some of them are furry.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Why should anyone be frightened by a hat?”

— Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

“You can never have too many hats, gloves, and shoes.”

— Patsy Stone

“You can have anything you want if you dress for it.”

— Edith Head

“But I’m not wearing the appropriate clothes for the occasion. “You’re always more than appropriate.”

— Emiliano Campuzano

“it wasn't the wearing of the hat that counted so much as having one to wear. Every trade, every craft had its hat.”

— Terry Pratchett