Funny facebook status Quote by Kevin McCarty

Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Twitter.

— Anonymous

Almost considered doing something with my life, but thenI sat down and logged into Facebook

— Anonymous

Used to have no life. Now I have a laptop and Facebook!

— Azgraybebly Joslan

Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.

— Anonymous

I decided to get off facebook and get a new life!

— Urvashi Anand

Facebook turned me down. It was a great opportunity to connect with some fantastic people. Looking forward to life’s next adventure.

— Brian Acton

I once had a life¦ THen some idiot came and told me to make a FACEBOOK account !!

— Anonymous

I felt like if I was on Facebook, I would probably spend my days looking at people's profiles, seeing what they do, and feeling…

— Camille Henrot

I just need a day off, from reality, just a day without people, problems, and all the bullshit that runs through my mind. But…

— Kevin McCarty

When I was working office jobs, I was going on Facebook all the time.

— Scott Rogowsky

Sometimes it feels as if I'm in a fantasy world, then I realize I'm still logged into Facebook

— Tru Muse

Sorry for my absence.. My life is not just facebook.. I have other things to do as well..

— SangFroid Stalker