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The world outside Twitter was great. I read books. I reconnected with people I knew from real life and met them for drinks in…

— Jon Ronson

I can't do Twitter or Facebook, mostly because I feel like I'm the type of person who has to regiment the amount of time…

— Bill Hader

I had a routine of waking up, going on Twitter, searching for the worst things I could about myself.

— Jesy Nelson

My life is just me looking forward to either tweeting or eating.

— Green Monk

One day I hope to not have a Twitter, to be sick enough that I don't have to use the Internet.

— Earl Sweatshirt

Since I joined Twitter, My life is dead to me.

— Nikhil Saluja

It's kind of nice to not have Twitter in my life.

— Gavin McInnes

There are certain days I will get home, and something will pop up on my Twitter, and I will just cry about it. I…

— Kelsea Ballerini

Initially, when I joined Twitter, I was active. But, later, I felt that whatever I was tweeting or saying on a social platform turned…

— Mahesh Babu

Before twitter, I was able to just turn over and go back to sleep if I woke up at 2am.

— Priyanka

I started my Twitter account for selfish reasons: I wanted to have a place to post updates on my book signing tour and stuff…

— Bill Simmons

I got roped into Twitter. I actually quite enjoy it! But I don't go on as often as some.

— Amanda Tapping