Jokes Quote by Kevin McCarty Download Open image “An orgasm a day keeps the stress away...” — Kevin McCarty ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes Sex Stress
I still find it almost impossible to relax for more than one day at a time. — Gene Kelly Copy Share Image
After a bad relationship and you think life is over when its far from, pick your self up and show the person who let… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
If you don't like club beats take a HIT OF E and you will love the music. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
The biggest pain in the ass when your battery on your phone is dieing.. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Being a third wheel isn't the best, but use it towards your advantage. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I been listening to Rick Ross and all the guy raps about is cars he can't even fit in.. WTF — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I went a million miles for you and you couldn't run 1k to me.. That's why your my ex and she is my new… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
People call me and always leave a voice mail to call them right back.. Who the hell are they ? That option is only… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Being happy with the little that you have. There are people who have nothing who can put on a smile. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
You should probably buy your condoms before your next wild vacation to Denmark. The Danish word for condom is Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel. Try saying that one… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
