OK, I admit it. I was just a front-man for the real fathers of Linux, the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus. — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
Mom: Stop lying to me! Me:Tooth fairy, easter bunny and santa *walks away like a boss* — Brookie Copy Share Image
“For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“I felt suddenly cruel, like I'd told small children there was no tooth fairy, that it was just their Mom sneaking into… — Janet Fitch Copy Share Image
I thought the tooth fairy was a very creepy concept as a kid. "Put your tooth under the pillow." I was like… — Guillermo del Toro Copy Share Image
Ignorance is a luxury of life…Then you find out The Tooth fairy isn't real, or Santa Claus, or... Most of what we… — Bobby Ray Copy Share Image
You may scoff at the Tooth Fairy if you like. But the Tooth Fairy's approach has gotten more politicians elected than any… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
I bet Mafia kids get bummed when they find out the tooth fairy doesn't take other people's teeth or when they find… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
“Slowly and gently, Augustus Brine explained to the king of the Djinn about the illusion created by motion pictures. When he finished,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
My childhood ambition was to become a Tooth Fairy. And I do talk about that in my book 'Is You Okay.' My… — GloZell Copy Share Image
Actions speak louder then words...so with that being said if you don't put in the necessary work/actions to back up what you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I couldn't stand it. It was what I thought I always wanted. I was there every day in the trenches, and I… — Jason Blum Copy Share Image
I don't really care what people tell children - when you believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy,… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
“You can make a child believe a lot of things. Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny... just about anything really,… — Samantha Sotto Copy Share Image
Do we believe that there is equal economic opportunity out there in the real world, right now, for each and every one… — William Weld Copy Share Image
Beginning with Santa in infancy, and ending with the Tooth Fairy as the child acquires adult teeth. Or, plainly put, beginning with… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Poems come from ordinary experiences and objects, I think. Out of memory - a dress I lent my daughter on her way… — Sharon Olds Copy Share Image
“Raising children I’ve decided is a lot sadder than I expecte4d. Seeing them grow up brightly and vividly is tempered by the… — Michael Robotham Copy Share Image
The list of things about which we strictly have to be agnostic doesn't stop at tooth fairies and celestial teapots. It is… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
“Two uniformed trolls were standing in front of Sergeant Colon's high desk, with a slightly smaller troll between them. This troll was… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
What I'm not saying is that all government spending is bad. It's not - far, far from it, but there is no… — Arthur Laffer Copy Share Image
“Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the tooth Fairy are creatures in which every child has absolute faith until it is utterly… — Jim Whitefield Copy Share Image
The rules your parents teach you to live by are very different than the rules the world actually runs by. Most of… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
When one of Lisa's baby teeth fell out here, the tooth fairy left her 50 cents. Another tooth fell out when she… — Priscilla Presley Copy Share Image
The old fairy tales are very, very violent, and these days I think we could do with a little less of it. — Julie Andrews Copy Share Image
I didn't grow up in church. I had no concept of God - existence, I - the name Jesus was synonymous with… — Paula White Copy Share Image
I felt suddenly cruel, like I´d told dmall children there was no tooth fairy, that it was just their Mom sneaking into… — Janet Fitch Copy Share Image
As much as I'd like to meet the tooth fairy on an evening walk, I don't really believe it can happen. — Chris Van Allsburg Copy Share Image
Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I've got a cousin who is 18...… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I got a grill, I dont need to get my tooth fixed, the tooth fairy might retire if I lose it — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
My parents accused me of being a liar. I looked them in the face & said, tooth fairy, Santa, Easter bunny. &… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Believing in the Tooth Fairy is easier than trying to figure out how else the money gets under your pillow. — Cynthia Lewis Copy Share Image
“Well, she'd been in shock. She could've believed just about anything. The Easter Bunny, tooth fairy, Santa... Yes, Virginia, men do let… — Melissa Tagg Copy Share Image
“So you don't really believe in love?" I whispered. How could this be? I was crushed. It was like finding out the… — Robin Palmer Copy Share Image
“The old man may have had all his own teeth, but only because no one else could possibly have wanted them; just… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Did you drag all these boxes out of the attic by yourself?” “No, the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny stopped by… — Nancy Naigle Copy Share Image
