Funny Quote by Brookie Download Open image “Mom: Stop lying to me! Me:Tooth fairy, easter bunny and santa *walks away like a boss*” — Brookie ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Stop lying Tooth fairy
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(mother)" She used to tell me to get my nose out of my book and go get some fresh air. — Emily Giffin Copy Share Image
Because I am still a little girl who believes in Santa and the tooth fairy and you. — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
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