Sexual fulfillment is the banana life dangles in front of us just to keep us running. — Jobriath Copy Share Image
“I'm all about safe fruit. After I peel a banana, I roll on a condom.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Come on... I'm just a fruit.. what else do you think of me?? - BANANA (o.O) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's impossible to look at a woman eating a banana and not think of a blow job. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“This is perhaps what has made some suspect that the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil was really a banana.” — Jane Grigson Copy Share Image
Just made eye contact with someone while he was eating a banana. It was all fine until he smiled... Don't tell him… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Home-made smoothies are a great way of satisfying a sweet tooth. Adding in things like frozen banana will make it taste super… — Ella Woodward Copy Share Image
Breakfast is a battle. I never feel like eating, but I have now found my way to porridge. I have it with… — Nicola Walker Copy Share Image
You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana. — Harvey Korman Copy Share Image
I hate banana bread. It's too suspicious-looking. I always thought the cooked banana looked like insect legs. — Elizabeth Berg Copy Share Image
I do really good banana bread. And I make a chocolate cake with fudge icing that's bloody delicious. — Lisa Stansfield Copy Share Image
If you get hungry mid-day, a banana is the best snack at your desk, after a workout, or in between classes. Fruit… — Marcus Samuelsson Copy Share Image
In a pinch, when my leather shoes need a quick shine, I take the inside of a banana peel and rub it… — Chris Diamantopoulos Copy Share Image
I drink a lot of Body Armor - it's a sports drink. It offers great hydration, and it's the best before/after drink… — Andrew Luck Copy Share Image
Angry Black White Boy is bananas! Actually, it's a banana split with razor blades in it. Adam Mansbach is the white Richard… — William Upski Wimsatt Copy Share Image
As far as television is concerned, I'm just not interested in working on a series. Why should I settle for being someone's… — Nipsey Russell Copy Share Image
“we have ripe banana dipped in sweet batter and fried, and green banana to boot. Cookie does fry them up nice-nice in… — Nalo Hopkinson Copy Share Image
I work from home a lot. I think I get as much work done at the office as at home, and I'm… — Kate Spade Copy Share Image
“Before I can stop myself I throw my half-eaten banana at him and it hits him on the back of his neck.… — Ella Dominguez Copy Share Image
I normally don't love green juices, but Body & Eden makes theirs tasty by blending ingredients like avocado and banana with the… — Gayle King Copy Share Image
“Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
Whenever I try to spell 'banana,' I feel stupid because I don't know when to end it. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere. — Robert Fulghum Copy Share Image
I don't trip all over my ego. I don't mind being a second banana. — Conchata Ferrell Copy Share Image
Honduras was the original 'banana republic,' and its poverty remains extreme. — Elliott Abrams Copy Share Image
“A brick is a banana. No it isn’t. Still, I think you should eat it anyway. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
