Banana Quote by Frans de Waal

“They looked like two apes pounding their chest and asking for a banana. The thing about me—I was not so willing to give just…

— Krista Ritchie

“He was on the verge on insanity with one foot on a banana peel...”

— James Patterson

“That hair-pulling thing he did really peeled my bananas.”

— Nicole Peeler

“I wouldn’t know how to seduce a monkey into eating a banana.”

— Paula Garner

“Morals; the pathetic answer to authority Seen two gorillas sharing a banana?”

— M. COCHET M

“Who would you rather live with, a bunch of bonobos feeling good? Or chimpanzees eating each other's babies? Or humans waterboarding each other and…

— Francine Prose

“Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A guy walks into a psychologist's convention with a banana in his pocket.When asked about the significance of this he says;well,they were all out…

— Bob Newhart

“The banana flavour of his accidental conception, and the banana theme of his accidental death, now all seemed to conspire against him and rather…

— Tom Conrad

“FRUITS AND NUTS Keep jumping around them like monkeys. The clones, Commercialized zombies, And the TV junkies. Keep throwing berries, Twigs, And nuts at…

— Suzy Kassem

“I loosen my grip and take a tasteless bite. I don’t like bananas much—they’re so mealy—but they’re a safe fruit to eat, always cleanly…

— Corinne Duyvis

“One time I went to the store to find some bananas, and then they were out of bananas!”

— Anonymous