“I didn’t think I could love you more, but I really kind of do.” — Alice Clayton Love Copy Share Image
“And Caroline? Speaking fo thin walls?" he said, as he opened his door and looked back at me. He leaned in his… — Alice Clayton Dreams Copy Share Image
“There's all kinds of stuff on the internet. You could've Googled it." he stated. still moving his hand closer. I could feel… — Alice Clayton Internet Copy Share Image
“As Jim Morrison said, this is the strangest life I’ve ever known.” — Alice Clayton Life Copy Share Image
“Get your sweet ass back here. Room 2104. Don’t make me come looking for you— I will make a scene. I will… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Fucking gorgeous man. And the best part? The way he looked at me. Like I was the prettiest girl in the room.… — Alice Clayton Poetry Copy Share Image
“One last thump, one last groan—and one last meow. Then all was blessedly silent. Except for Clive. He continued to pine for… — Alice Clayton Cold war Copy Share Image
“I don't care what you all think you want on paper. In reality, you're doing it all wrong.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“He was the yin to my yang, the frick to my frack, the melba toast to my Chex.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“It doesn’t always have to be so hard. Sometimes falling in love just means turning around and seeing what’s right in front… — Alice Clayton Falling in love Copy Share Image
“Megan was able to get me the single most important item in this entire house.” “She got you that new vibrator?” “Jesus… — Alice Clayton Best wishes Copy Share Image
“The girl next door was meowing. What in the world was my neighbor packing to make that happen?” — Alice Clayton Next door Copy Share Image
“You thought since we were the ones left over we'd magically become a couple? How storybook--three sets of perfectly matched couples, right?… — Alice Clayton Romance novel Copy Share Image
“Wow, girls sure do weird stuff. Especially you American girls. So much shimmer and sparkle. Who told you tits were supposed to… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I got shagged in Santa Barbara, and all I got was this fantastic orgasm.” — Alice Clayton Santa barbara Copy Share Image
“I moaned like a whore in church. To be fair, I’d never actually heard a whore moan in church, but I had… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
Be aware of the walls you build and what could be on the other side — Alice Clayton Sides Copy Share Image
“I arched my back and flexed my hips experimentally...once...twice...a third time. It really was true what they said about riding a bike.… — Alice Clayton Third time Copy Share Image
“You’re here and I’m here and we’re here and this is so much more than enough because it’s everything.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“And a fire in the fireplace? Wow, that’s impressive.” I continued, walking backwards into the room. “Yeah, I saw it in a… — Alice Clayton Fire Copy Share Image
“You done with work? Yep, at home waiting for you. Now that's a nice visual... Prepare yourself, I'm taking bread out of… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“The beginnings of carpal tunnel were threatening to set in as I tried desperately to get myself off. But O was on… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
