“I will play Truth or Dare, you sucker, until you can't tell your truth from your dare. -CAROLINE” — Alice Clayton Dare Copy Share Image
“and yes, baby-puke-green appliances. To be fair, when they were initially manufactured, they were called avocado. Which was just insulting to avocados.” — Alice Clayton Avocado Copy Share Image
“The irony that Simon was literally trying to run away from pussy was not lost on me.” — Alice Clayton Irony Copy Share Image
“Stop it. If you say sorry one more time I'm gonna go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear.” — Alice Clayton Fart Copy Share Image
“ The guy looks young enough to be your kid, Grace. Yes, but only if I’d really slutted it up in junior… — Alice Clayton Junior high Copy Share Image
“Pushing thoughts of spanking and Simon from my mind, I went back to my DVDs. Spanking Simon. What a great name for… — Alice Clayton Caroline Copy Share Image
“Hi, pot. It’s me, kettle,” Sophia snapped back. “Hi kettle, you have about thirty seconds before this pot kicks your ass.” — Alice Clayton Kettle Copy Share Image
“You can’t misinterpret the sound of a good spanking, and someone was receiving one next door.” — Alice Clayton Next door Copy Share Image
“-"Wow,are we becoming friends?" I asked. -"Hmmm...friends." He appeared to think carefully and examined me and my state of blush. "Yes, I… — Alice Clayton Friend Copy Share Image
“He was wooing me. And I was letting him woo. I wanted the woo. I deserved the woo. I needed the wow… — Alice Clayton Wooing Copy Share Image
“Prepare yourself, I’m taking bread out of the oven. Don’t tease me, woman… zucchini? Cranberry orange. Mmmm… No woman has ever done… — Alice Clayton Bread Copy Share Image
“Well, I drank enough to sustain a small Spanish village, I haven't had an orgasm in a thousand years, and I will… — Alice Clayton Drank Copy Share Image
“He pushed me back up against the door, slamming me against the doorbell. I heard it ring out. "Coming!" I heard Holly… — Alice Clayton Front door Copy Share Image
“We have to stop, this is insane. I literally cannot handle anymore. I think I’ve lost brain function. I can actually feel… — Alice Clayton Insane Copy Share Image
“I don't care how old you are, or what background you come from, there are two universal truths. We will always laugh… — Alice Clayton Humor Copy Share Image
“I’m going to fuck you on this balustrade, so hard you’ll feel it in your bones.” He slowly breathed me in, nudging… — Alice Clayton Dirty talk Copy Share Image
“I gave Clive a sock full of catnip and a bowlful of tuna. My hope was to get him wasted and passed… — Alice Clayton Hope Copy Share Image
“It's always the accent that drives you American women crazy. I'd no idea you fancied it, too…” he trailed off. “Oooh, fancied… — Alice Clayton American women Copy Share Image
“Marry me.” A statement. Not a question. It came again. “Marry. Me.” His eyes burned into mine. I breathed in, my ears… — Alice Clayton Another day Copy Share Image
“Finally, I felt him, exactly where he was meant to be. Barely nudging inside, just the feeling of him entering me was… — Alice Clayton First time Copy Share Image
“Megan was able to get me the single most important item in this entire house.” “She got you that new vibrator?” “Jesus… — Alice Clayton Best wishes Copy Share Image
“Even though all of that other stuff was there and would eventually have to be dealt with, I was now beyond the… — Alice Clayton Grace Copy Share Image
“Men love a naked woman. But more than that, they love a confident naked woman. Now, everyone has a type, of course,… — Alice Clayton Naked Copy Share Image
“What time was that email sent?" I asked, with my own cocky grin beginning to form across my face. Sara clicked around… — Alice Clayton Laughed Copy Share Image
“This is the heart I need. And if I have this - and a little schmaltz - I dont need anything else… — Alice Clayton Heart Copy Share Image
“Fucking Wallbanger,” I hissed, frozed on the spot. His grin slid off as well as he played place-the-face for a moment. “Fucking… — Alice Clayton Wallbanger Hissed Copy Share Image
“And then I tasted nothing but his sweet lips, pressed firmly to mine, as I kissed him like it was my job.” — Alice Clayton Gaze Copy Share Image
I literally could not feel more cozy right now if I were actually inside a marshmallow — Alice Clayton Cozy Copy Share Image
“Wrapped around each other but now clad in a pink nightie and a pair of sweatpants. To be clear, I wore the… — Alice Clayton Wore Pink Copy Share Image
“Was I seriously awake at, let’s see, one sixteen a.m. and attempting to discern the national origin of the woman getting plowed… — Alice Clayton Next door Copy Share Image
“There was a hickey on the side of my neck the size of a quarter. I looked like I had argued with… — Alice Clayton Hickey Copy Share Image
“He was everything I’d ever wanted, and everything I hadn’t even known I needed.” — Alice Clayton Grace Copy Share Image
“I started to roll my eyes, but that hurt. The right one was pressed so firmly against the peephole, you see.” — Alice Clayton Hurt Copy Share Image
“I love the shit out of you. So calm down and just tell me what you need. -Simon” — Alice Clayton Simon Copy Share Image
“Did I arch my back when his gazes finally made it to my chest? Of course I did. And was rewarded with… — Alice Clayton Boner Copy Share Image
“Think I even noticed that I had a forehead full of sofa? Hell no, I had a Wallbanger kneeling between my legs.” — Alice Clayton Wallbanger Kneeling Copy Share Image
“Have you seen this guy yet?" "Nope. My peephole is getting a workout, though." "Glad to hear at least one hole is… — Alice Clayton Fitness Copy Share Image
“Get your sweet ass back here. Room 2104. Don’t make me come looking for you— I will make a scene. I will… — Alice Clayton Redhead Copy Share Image
“I knew it wouldn't always be this easy. But it sure as hell would be a good time.” — Alice Clayton Easy Copy Share Image
