Caroline Quote by Alice Clayton

“Simon's band never actually produced any music. Mostly they sat around in Simon's living room, fighting about potential names and band logos. She sometimes…

— Cassandra Clare

“Clive remained behind Simon’s knees. Simon’s Knees . . . What a great name for a band.”

— Alice Clayton

I can't touch Simon anymore.

— Randy Jackson

“On whose fucking authority had I become interested in spanking? I tried taking stock of my brain and my gut and my dick, but…

— Misha Horne

I cant touch Simon anymore.

— Randy Jackson

“Simon did everything inexpertly. He was really good at it.”

— Terry Pratchett

Lets play simon say, simon says shut the fuck up

— Anonymous

“The irony that Simon was literally trying to run away from pussy was not lost on me.”

— Alice Clayton

Who's this Simon, and why should I do what he says?

— Anonymous

Paul Simon started piling up a lot of words, more than the bar could handle, and I stopped!

— Joni Mitchell

“Your girl needs to be spanked, Lance.”

— Lora Leigh

“You weaseled your way into my life, Simon Lewis, and I don’t know how or why or even when but it happened, and I…

— Cassandra Clare