Humor Quote by Alice Clayton

“Simon did everything inexpertly. He was really good at it.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Pushing thoughts of spanking and Simon from my mind, I went back to my DVDs. Spanking Simon. What a great name for a band.”

— Alice Clayton

“Simon still feels high, remembering how it felt to dance with those beautiful, sculpted men, how it felt to be adored. For a moment,…

— Chloe Benjamin

“The irony that Simon was literally trying to run away from pussy was not lost on me.”

— Alice Clayton

“Simon does commando. God bless America.”

— Alice Clayton

“Simon's band never actually produced any music. Mostly they sat around in Simon's living room, fighting about potential names and band logos. She sometimes…

— Cassandra Clare

“Simon did not solve problems, he just shamed them into going away.”

— Sorin Suciu

“There's just the faintest strain of Simon Cowell running right trough your family, isn't there?”

— Lucy Parker

“Simon looked down at himself and took it all in. The billows of the shirt. The deep, chest-exposing V. The tightness of the leather.…

— Cassandra Clare

“I hope he dies out there," you say, and you laugh-sputter at the statement because it is a terrible thing to have said aloud…

— Patrick deWitt

For the last year his grandma had been slipping in and out of reality. One minute she was as clear as a bell and…

— Suzanne Collins

“Oh, Lord Montgomery, what do you mean to do with me in this bedroom when you have me all alone? An innocent maiden, and…

— Cassandra Clare