Fitness Quote by Alice Clayton

“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.”

— Tammy Blackwell

“You know,” he said, “P.S.S. Piss Camp.” “Yeah, I get it,” I said, “It’s just not funny.”

— Ripley Patton

“Next time you could just pee in a circle around me so that they know you’ve already been there.”

— Jay Crownover

“I searched for something witty to say, settled for bare honesty. "I want to pee.”

— Lili St. Crow

“For a guy with only one peeper," Olsen commented, "you're doing okay." Morosely, he added: "But you'd sure be up shit creek if you…

— Philip K. Dick

“Well it seems the cause of some of my problems happens to have a penis. Well, two actually." "Oh sweet Mary! You're dating a…

— M Leighton

“Are you really going back there with me?" I ask. "Hell yes I am. Your wish is finally coming true. I will see your…

— Tara Sivec

“The closest my penis has come to my sexy coworker’s vagina, is piss splatters on the toilet seat at the office.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Why do you always come in to kiss me while I'm on the toilet?" I asked. "Makes us feel close to you," Chuck said,…

— Merrill Markoe

“Namely, when asked to pee on a person, shouldn't you make absolutely sure you've heard correctly?”

— Sara Barron

“My feet hurt, my back hurt, and I really needed to pee. Yeah, I was feeling really powerful.”

— Devon Monk

“I'm staking out the bathroom to see if I can pick up chicks," he told her. "See? It worked.”

— Hailey Abbott