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“The term 'Erotic Fiction' is interesting to me. The 'Fiction' part. Cuz right now somewhere in the world it's happening just as it's written.” quote by Gregor Collins — Download Open image

““The term 'Erotic Fiction' is interesting to me. The 'Fiction' part. Cuz right now somewhere in the world it's happening just as it's written.””

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“When Rip Torn dies - heaven forbid - but when he dies, you'll only have to write RIP Torn.”

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“The start of a run is like the start of a writing session: First you resist, then you threaten to quit, then you roll…

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“A pure heart faces the worst kind of evil in this world. But as it sleeps it's blessed, and it wakes up cleansed and…

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“If in answer to your inner voice screaming 'don't do it', you shake your head and do it anyway, I can guarantee your days…

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“Did the guy who invent the shower cap also invent the fitted bed sheet?”

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“I wish dogs understood: 'We're going in five minutes.”

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“All great art is almost never received well initially; don't quit before the world opens its eyes.”

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“Live your life somewhere in between Ayn Rand and Mother Theresa. It's just as important to better yourself as it is to better others.”

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“Sade pretty much summed up life in seven words: 'It's only love that gets you through.”

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“People who put avocados in the fridge are basically saying, 'I want to eventually experience something less amazing.”

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