Socks Quote by Andrea Smith

“Are you kidding? Sex first, then dinner—and I don’t have to wear uncomfortable shoes? Sold.”

— Amanda Usen

“It took me all of five minutes to button up my shirt, find a belt, and slip on socks and shoes. The girls, however,…

— Jamie McGuire

“Much to her dismay, he was even better looking up close. The kind of sexy that made panties fly on stage. The kind of…

— Ophelia London

“I can’t take making out seriously when I still have my socks on.”

— Cassandra Clare

“Socks were meant for holes.”

— Anthony T. Hincks

“It was seven-thirty. The dance started in half an hour. And I was buck-naked. Which probably would have made an interesting night, but the…

— Kristin Walker

“However, I guess your time is of value, and we did not meet to talk about the cut of my socks.”

— Arthur Conan Doyle

“When the panties drop, dear God, girl, make sure you unhook at least one ankle or when he gets to that epic moment where…

— C.M. Stunich

“I put socks on first; a simple pleasure that requires more effort than shooting a man.”

— Tahereh Mafi

“And what was dancing but fucking with your clothes on?”

— Megan Hart

“And that was one thing I didn't want: NO CASUAL SEX. I thought it was disgusting, the idea of just screwing around and then…

— Augusten Burroughs

“I rip off the wrapping and tear through the box Till I end up with 45 new pairs of socks.”

— Owl City