Being trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When guys get jealous it can be kinda cute. When girls get jealous world war 3 is about to start... — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Oh not to worry! Yeah right, that's what the guy on Titanic said, too!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I wonder what would happen if I brought a fishing pole into sea world. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your hand touches someone's ass by mistake. lol — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Some people are like clouds. Once they bug off, its a beautiful day. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Admit it, you love him so much you Facebook stalk him, overthink your status in case he reads them & look at… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
In the primary school, I was an outstanding student. My teacher would send me to stand outside of the class as a… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Facebook Teaches us that doctors are of no use, you just have to like and share a picture to save people's life..! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I hate that awkward moment when your clicking your pen and someone shouts stop it, but then you realize you must click… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A man pays Rs. 2 for a Rs. 1 item that he needs.. A woman pays Rs. 1 for Rs. 2 item… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I need music. Without music, my ears are just boring devices used to listen to stupid people talking about meaningless things. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I come in the house soaking wet and am greeted by Is it Raining? Nope, I decided to take the fish for… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're actually telling the truth but you laugh during it, and everybody thinks you're lying. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Girls are funny. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Being punctual every time . . . people will think you have nothing better to do — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My attitude in exams, they give me questions I don't know, I give them answers they don't know.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
That mini heart-attack when you can't feel your phone in your pocket — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Of course I speak my mind. My head would explode. If I kept all this bitching to myself. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Now understands, the reason he cant find his car keys is because he doesnt have a car. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
You:I didn't do it Person:Then why are you laughing? You:Cause, whoever did it is a freaking genius — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig… Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep :P — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I never understood this about women: Bikini: No problem. Underwear & Bra: OMG! DON'T LOOK! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The hardest thing about new friendships is to try to figure out the boundary for jokes — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The most effective copyright protection known to man: a scratched CD — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
After facebook everyone have there best birthdays all most every year — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
That moment when you say the entire alphabet just because you can't remember what letter comes next — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Need a friend? text me.. need a love? call me.. need money? this number is not longer in service (LOL) — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
You always regret setting ur phone on 'silent ' once you have misplaced it! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Me without you would be like Facebook without friends, YouTube without videos And Google with no results... — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you make a face at the teacher and she turns around. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
That moment of rejection when you reach down to touch your pet and they get up and walk away. - — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Relation is like a Stapler, Its easy to attach but hard to detach. & Worst is wen u r able to detach it, It… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My care will be in the heart n not in words My anger will be in Words n not in the Heart — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you.Its someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Life is like a parachute jump: you have to get it right the first time. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Always speak sweet words, so that If you have to eat your words back, they don't taste bitter. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Life, it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else I have lost the will… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
No matter how serious life gets, You still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The first time I kissed you my knees went weak I literally lost my breath! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Let smiles overshadow sadness. Let faith make you believe. Let confidence wash away doubts. Let love complete your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A person may be inherently wise or experienced, but that means little or nothing if he/she is perceived as a fool. I, on the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I don't think any crime in the world is greater than telling a child: You're no good at it..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
