Boy: Hey, I think a crayon raped your face? Oh wait, never mind, that's your makeup. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Reading text messages while half asleep is like looking into the sun. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If its sent by ship then its a cargo, if its sent by road then its a shipment. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Person: Oh my god! Did you just fall?! Me: No, The floor looked lonely, So I kissed it. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Has found his/her favorite machine at the gym: the vending machine! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Today I learnt that, the extra oregano sachets the Pizza places give you, is the best ingredient to spice up your late… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
There are people in life you could never get tired of hitting with a shovel. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
ME IN CLASS: Wait What happened What do we do What do we write When's the test What is this How do… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Some kids want drugs, some want alcohol. Honestly, all I want is a good nap. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Me without you would be like Facebook without friends, YouTube without videos And Google with no results... — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
You text me, I respond in 15 seconds, then apparently you die of excitement and no reply — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Ronically, in this world, a poor doesn't have clothes to wear and a rich doesn't want wear proper clothes. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Sitting at Home: Oh. It's raining. Cool. Sitting at School: HOLY CRAP IT'S RAINING!! LOOK! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Theres no such thing as insomnia. Just a lot of people with Internet access. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Lack of sleep can lead to an increased desire for sex and substance abuse — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Hey babe fancy a half price pizza on the couch at mine then go to rummage though my bin???? — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Do U Know Why Gap Between Fingers? A True Lover Will Come & Fill The Gaps By Holding Ur Hands. Now Plz… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Relation is like a Stapler, Its easy to attach but hard to detach. & Worst is wen u r able to detach it, It… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My care will be in the heart n not in words My anger will be in Words n not in the Heart — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you.Its someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Life is like a parachute jump: you have to get it right the first time. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Always speak sweet words, so that If you have to eat your words back, they don't taste bitter. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Life, it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else I have lost the will… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
No matter how serious life gets, You still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The first time I kissed you my knees went weak I literally lost my breath! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Let smiles overshadow sadness. Let faith make you believe. Let confidence wash away doubts. Let love complete your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A person may be inherently wise or experienced, but that means little or nothing if he/she is perceived as a fool. I, on the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I don't think any crime in the world is greater than telling a child: You're no good at it..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
