Funny Quote by Ritu Ghatourey

Dont piss on my back and tell me its raining.

— Unknow

I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be.

— Arthur Smith

Dont piss down my back and try to tell me its raining

— Myself

Is it raining omg itz raining bad bitchz

— Candygurl

Its RAINY here..

— Me

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

— Judy Sheindlin

Don’t spit down my back and tell me it’s raining.

— Kami Garcia

Hey-ho, it's raining inside: it isn't my fault and there's nothing I can do about it, but sit it out. But the sun may…

— Stephen Fry

Don't tell me it's raining when you're peeing on me!

— Mason Cooley

Some things are better when it’s raining. Like reading. Or sleeping. Or this.” “Lying in bed with me?

— Lisa Kleypas

The best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain.

— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

It didn't rain today, so I didn't have to work. Why don't you have to sit around and wait until it rains?

— Linda Fiorentino