Funny Quote by Ritu Ghatourey

I go on Wikipedia and alter pages of animals with fake facts that I've made up about those animals.

— Kurt Braunohler

Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender.

— Homer

Working with crocodiles is always amazing because they're beautiful. They're modern day dinosaurs, which is really cool.

— Bindi Irwin

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal.

— Ellsworth Huntington

When I went to Amazonia, l went as the field doctor for biologists studying crocodile behavior. There's no way humans should have any encounters…

— Kenneth Kamler

When I visit my brother in South Africa, I order things I've only seen in zoos. Little deers and kudu, all the mammals you…

— Chuck Palahniuk

I have never yet happened upon a trace of evidence... to show that any one animal was ever made for another as much as…

— John Muir

The first crocodile I ever caught was at nine years of age, and it was a rescue.

— Steve Irwin

These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.

— Anonymous

“The fact is that camels are far more intelligent than dolphins. They are so much brighter that they soon realised that the most prudent…

— Terry Pratchett

Crocodiles are really bold, and they do come up on land.

— Linda Kozlowski

I'm a real animal. I'm an animal.

— Adrien Broner