Animal crackers Quote by Anonymous

These animal crackers are nasty,this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.

— Anonymous

I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same.

— Mitch Hedberg

Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

— George Carlin

“I bought a box of animal crackers, and it said on it, ‘Do not eat if seal is broken.’ So I opened up the…

— Bathroom Readers' Institute

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.

— Lily Tomlin

You can eat an elephant one bit at a time.

— Mary Kay Ash

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

— Stephen Hawking

If you love animals, please don't eat them.

— Esha Gupta

There is only one way to eat an elephant, a bite at a time.

— Desmond Tutu

You can eat an elephant if you do it one bite at a time.

— Robert Christopher Riley

...the elephant smoked too much.

— Victor Borge

If you love animals, don't eat them.

— Bryan Adams