Amazing funny Quote by Anonymous

Dear 4th grader on facebook, How are you in a complicated relationship? What'd he do, stealyour animal crackers? -.

— Anonymous

Dear 5th grader, how are you in a complicated relationship on Facebook? What did they do, steal your animal crackers?

— Anonymous

Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??

— Anonymous

Dear 11 year olds on Facebook with Its complicated. Seriously? What did he do? Steal your animal crackers?

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