You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other. — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
“I bought a box of animal crackers, and it said on it, ‘Do not eat if seal is broken.’ So I opened… — Bathroom Readers' Institute Copy Share Image
Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers?? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
These animal crackers are nasty,this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Noah shifted on the bed, and the oddest crunching sound came underneath him. I looked, really looked, at the bed for the… — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
MY TWINNIE LEILA!! Can she ever stop being perfect?? Haha,She is my cookies to my milk,my animal crackers to my juice box.Without… — Jasmine Copy Share Image
These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The elks, on the other hand live up in the hills, and in the spring they come down for their annual convention.… — Morrie Ryskind Copy Share Image
“After what felt like eternity, the white paw retracted. Melvin, the mouse waited for ten, fifteen, and then thirty minutes. He poked… — Karen Malena Copy Share Image
Dear 4th grader on facebook, How are you in a complicated relationship? What'd he do, stealyour animal crackers? -. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“...Oh, and he groped your face. Sounds like true love to me.' 'He didn't grope my face. We were talking. And he… — Elizabeth Scott Copy Share Image
LEILA!!You're soo Funny!!!Twinnie I know you're there for me like my other friends.But when I talk to you I feel like I… — JasmineXD Copy Share Image
Dear 5th grader, how are you in a complicated relationship on Facebook? What did they do, steal your animal crackers? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Leila Is BACK!!LETS CELEBRATE!Someone get the Juice boxes and animal crackers!DONT FORGET THE TOYS!And diapers!!! (; HahahahXD I missed you soo much… — Jasmine Copy Share Image
Animal crackers, and cocoa to drink That is the finest of suppers, I think When I'm grown up and can have what… — Christopher Morley Copy Share Image
“Tina can be a B-,and she's high maintenance in every possible way. She's also prone to asking questions like whether vegetarians can… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
Dear 11 year olds on Facebook with Its complicated. Seriously? What did he do? Steal your animal crackers? — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Dear 4th grader, How can you be in a complicated relationship? I mean WHAT, did he do steal your animal crackers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Animal crackers in my soup Monkeys and rabbits loop the loop Gosh oh gee but I have fun Swallowing animals one by… — Shirley Temple Copy Share Image
I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Just because you are fine with your life being a circus where you are the ring master, doesn't mean the rest of… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler Copy Share Image
“Legs are my favorite part. I never snap them off with a single bite. I nibble on them slowly as I work… — Matt Blackstone Copy Share Image
