“I bought a box of animal crackers, and it said on it, ‘Do not eat if seal is broken.’ So I opened up the box, and sure enough…” —Brian Kiley” — Bathroom Readers' Institute Copy Share Image
“I bought a box of animal crackers, and it said on it, ‘Do not eat if seal is broken.’ So I opened up the… — Bathroom Readers' Institute Copy Share Image
“50 light years from Earth, there is a 2,600-mile-long asteroid made of diamond.” — Bathroom Readers' Institute Copy Share Image
“We have a complete business plan that aims to yield investors 1,000% returns within only a five-year period. We have all the pieces in place; the only missing piece is YOU! We are looking for a very motivated scientist who has experience in teleportation research and/or technology. Send a resume and any other information that may set you apart from… — Bathroom Readers' Institute Copy Share
“Dorothy Parker on Ayn Rand: “Atlas Shrugged is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.” — Bathroom Readers' Institute Copy Share Image
“Computers break down. A lot. Especially if you’ve got an old one that doesn’t work so good anymore and you have to shut programs… — Bathroom Readers' Institute Copy Share Image
“Seagull Manager: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, poops on everything, and then leaves.” — Bathroom Readers' Institute Copy Share Image
“DADDY I$$UES Famous investor Warren Buffett’s largest-ever purchase was a $26 billion acquisition of the Burlington Northern Santa Fe Railroad in 2010. Why’d he… — Bathroom Readers' Institute Copy Share Image
“F is for Fisker, a California-based hybrid luxury sportscar manufacturer named after owner Henrik Fisker. They debuted their first prototype, the Karma, in 2008.… — Bathroom Readers' Institute Copy Share Image
“those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination and understanding are filled with doubt and indecision.” — Bathroom Readers' Institute Copy Share Image
“a dynamic that allowed bad performers to remain bad: The less-talented are convinced they’re above average, so they tend to rest on their non-existent… — Bathroom Readers' Institute Copy Share Image
