Computers Quote by Bathroom Readers' Institute

I loathe computers more and more, so I have one I can shut down and shelve like a book.

— Will Self

“then select Restart. If the Power dialog does not display, press and hold the Power button for 20 seconds.”

— Amazon

Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window

— Eric Porterfield

What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?

— Marilyn Pittman

How do you restart something that had never been turned off?

— Veronica Rossi

“I told you, computers are like women. If you shout at them or ask them to do too many things at once, they shut…

— Kim Harrison

“Windows: Right-click on the "Safely remove hardware" icon in the lower right-hand corner of the task bar and follow the onscreen instructions”

— Amazon

The only way to have time is to shut down and then do what you want to do.

— Jimmy Page

“Thanks to the very best in Microsoft/Intel engineering, it crashes every time you exhale too hard in its general vicinity. --Fanboy on his computer”

— Barry Lyga

Run for your lives-the computers are invading. Awesomely powerful computers tackling ever more important tasks with awkward, old-fashioned interfaces. As these machines leak into…

— Alan Cooper

Climb on top of me (say a command). Take it all off (say a command). Lets make computer love (say a command). Cause my…

— Pretty Ricky

I spend almost as much time figuring out what's wrong with my computer as I do actually using it.

— Clifford Stoll