“Computers break down. A lot. Especially if you’ve got an old one that doesn’t work so good anymore and you have to shut programs down when that beach ball keeps spinning or that hourglass never disappears. So what do you… — Bathroom Readers' Institute Copy Share Image
“I bought a box of animal crackers, and it said on it, ‘Do not eat if seal is broken.’ So I opened up the… — Bathroom Readers' Institute Copy Share Image
“50 light years from Earth, there is a 2,600-mile-long asteroid made of diamond.” — Bathroom Readers' Institute Copy Share Image
“We have a complete business plan that aims to yield investors 1,000% returns within only a five-year period. We have all the pieces in… — Bathroom Readers' Institute Copy Share Image
“Dorothy Parker on Ayn Rand: “Atlas Shrugged is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.” — Bathroom Readers' Institute Copy Share Image
“Computers break down. A lot. Especially if you’ve got an old one that doesn’t work so good anymore and you have to shut programs… — Bathroom Readers' Institute Copy Share Image
“Seagull Manager: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, poops on everything, and then leaves.” — Bathroom Readers' Institute Copy Share Image
“DADDY I$$UES Famous investor Warren Buffett’s largest-ever purchase was a $26 billion acquisition of the Burlington Northern Santa Fe Railroad in 2010. Why’d he… — Bathroom Readers' Institute Copy Share Image
“F is for Fisker, a California-based hybrid luxury sportscar manufacturer named after owner Henrik Fisker. They debuted their first prototype, the Karma, in 2008.… — Bathroom Readers' Institute Copy Share Image
“those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination and understanding are filled with doubt and indecision.” — Bathroom Readers' Institute Copy Share Image
“a dynamic that allowed bad performers to remain bad: The less-talented are convinced they’re above average, so they tend to rest on their non-existent… — Bathroom Readers' Institute Copy Share Image