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“Dear 5th grader, how are you in a complicated relationship on Facebook? What did they do, steal your animal crackers?”

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You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you

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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.

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Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??

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Ever since I've met you, I've swept you off my feet.

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These animal crackers are nasty,this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.

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“Noah shifted on the bed, and the oddest crunching sound came underneath him. I looked, really looked, at the bed for the first time.…

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MY TWINNIE LEILA!! Can she ever stop being perfect?? Haha,She is my cookies to my milk,my animal crackers to my juice box.Without her who…

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These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.

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The elks, on the other hand live up in the hills, and in the spring they come down for their annual convention. It is…

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“After what felt like eternity, the white paw retracted. Melvin, the mouse waited for ten, fifteen, and then thirty minutes. He poked his head…

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Dear 4th grader on facebook, How are you in a complicated relationship? What'd he do, stealyour animal crackers? -.

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