Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like a simile, and I’d like it. But not as much as I’d like it if you used a…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a blanket, if you’re a roach or politician. Warmth can be so crushing at times.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick and blanket could be used to turn my words around like backwards high heels on my tongue
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make music. But why not use something more humane, like your armpit.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to stop a bleeding wound. Though just between you and me, I’d prefer to be bandaged by a Band-Aid,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used in religious ceremonies. After all, it is slightly better than using live human sacrifices.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Only a friend or a giraffe would stick his neck out for you. But only a giraffe would eat all the leaves off your…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to deny you your dreams. And a blanket could be used as a gateway to all your dreams. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“Sometimes you just need to throw on your giraffe shirt and stick your neck out to help someone who needs it!”

— Brenda Lochinger

“A brick could be used like a Viking skull holds soup. If you bring a spoon, I can quench your thirst—and your hunger. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to keep warm, and a blanket could be used to build a house.”

— Jarod Kintz