Warmer Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I walk like a shriveled hippopotamus, I jog like a giraffe with charcoal knees, and I run like never.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’ll put some ice in your coffee, to cover up the fact that it was already cold and old. I do this because my…

— Jarod Kintz

“Are you aware, Mr Mayor, then when casually scrying the streets of London, you stand out like a giraffe on roller skates, yes?”

— Kate Griffin

Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.

— Jerry Coleman

I've got one of Darwin's books at home and some of that stuff is pretty damn funny. Some of his stuff is true, like…

— Mel Gibson

“You kiss like a giraffe, Sergey Gregorio, but I must say, you are horny as hell!”

— Amelie Pangbourne

I was long and lanky like a giraffe.

— Leighton Vander Esch

You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.

— Ann Landers

I'm 6ft 7in and I was a bit like a giraffe on the tennis court, though I did play at county level.

— Peter Jones

These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.

— Anonymous

These animal crackers are nasty,this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.

— Anonymous

I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you.

— Sophia Loren