Funny Quote by Ritu Ghatourey Download Open image “The four most important words in any marriage...'Ill do the dishes.'” — Ritu Ghatourey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Hilarious Important words Love Marriage
“Fill your marriage adventure with love, laughter, work, fun, romance, sacrifice—and forgiveness.” — Dale Mathis Copy Share Image
“Always remember: marriage is a gift. Allow the revelation to direct your thoughts and habits in marriage.” — Ngina Otiende Copy Share Image
“They should really tack that on to the marriage ceremony: 'Do you promise to love, honor, obey me, and also to kill me when… — Marisha Pessl Copy Share Image
“Marriage, I have always held, is a serious affair, to be entered into only after long deliberation and forethought, and suitability of tastes and… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
“Now this I know what to do with. You’ve been my bride. I promise to spend all night making you my wife.” — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
“It is the first shower that wets." "Marriage is like picking the place where you're going to live for the next fifty years by… — Tom McNeal Copy Share Image
To the groom: Early in your marriage you will find it difficult to get the last word in any discussion. With time, though, you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The secret to a good marriage is grocery shopping . It's a boring duty , you will always bond with someone you struggle together with , you are making financial decisions truly together and learning compromise , you are being seen in public together thus committing to the relationship in front of the community , and when you get home… — Gerald Lanteigne Copy Share
Relation is like a Stapler, Its easy to attach but hard to detach. & Worst is wen u r able to detach it, It… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My care will be in the heart n not in words My anger will be in Words n not in the Heart — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you.Its someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Life is like a parachute jump: you have to get it right the first time. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Always speak sweet words, so that If you have to eat your words back, they don't taste bitter. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Life, it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else I have lost the will… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
No matter how serious life gets, You still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The first time I kissed you my knees went weak I literally lost my breath! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Let smiles overshadow sadness. Let faith make you believe. Let confidence wash away doubts. Let love complete your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A person may be inherently wise or experienced, but that means little or nothing if he/she is perceived as a fool. I, on the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I don't think any crime in the world is greater than telling a child: You're no good at it..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image