Funny Quotes by Ritu Ghatourey · Page 4

Yawning Is your body's way of saying 20% battery remaining.

— Ritu Ghatourey

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says W T F.

— Ritu Ghatourey

All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.. :P

— Ritu Ghatourey

Let's just be friends is a nice way of saying Let's ignore each other and never talk..!

— Ritu Ghatourey

Grades don't define intelligence and age doesn't define maturity.

— Ritu Ghatourey

You text me, I respond in 15 seconds, then apparently you die of excitement and no reply

— Ritu Ghatourey

Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it's for your own good.

— Ritu Ghatourey

Some kids want drugs, some want alcohol. Honestly, all I want is a good nap.

— Ritu Ghatourey

Dear iPhone, I have typed hahaha like a million times, yet you continually give me hagaha, bahaha, gagaha... I hate you.

— Ritu Ghatourey

You're a jerk, an asshole, and immature you don't make sense and sometimes, I just want to strangle you, but on top…

— Ritu Ghatourey

A girl only needs three things in her life: love to make her weak, alcohol to make her strong, and friends to…

— Ritu Ghatourey

Guy's thinks that every girls dream is to find the perfect man run off with them and get married, and have a…

— Ritu Ghatourey

Someone at work said to her, Inquiring minds want to know if you have a boyfriend she said, Yes, I do, but…

— Ritu Ghatourey

Dear Mom, How can you hear me mumble under my breath, but you cant hear me yell, WHAT? when you scream my…

— Ritu Ghatourey

It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different.

— Ritu Ghatourey

*Calling someone I don't want to answer* *Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail..*…

— Ritu Ghatourey

Babe, sorry I didn't give you anything for valentine, I prefer my money remains mine.

— Ritu Ghatourey

That moment when you say,Just Kidding but you're actually dead serious.

— Ritu Ghatourey

That awkward moment when you're mad at someone, and then they make you laugh!..

— Ritu Ghatourey

80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didnt read.

— Ritu Ghatourey

Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone. It's an iPhone.

— Ritu Ghatourey

The two best days of school: (1) The first (2) The last.

— Ritu Ghatourey

The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she cant stand years later.

— Ritu Ghatourey

If you are not supposed to drink and drive why do bars have parking lots

— Ritu Ghatourey

To my ex: You're supposed to make me jealous, not die laughing at your new choice..!

— Ritu Ghatourey

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

— Ritu Ghatourey

Don't argue with an idiot,He wll draG you down to his level & beat you with eXperience

— Ritu Ghatourey

I'll be your friend till the episode comes in which Tom finally eats Jerry!

— Ritu Ghatourey

A relationship w/ no trust, is like a phone w/ no service. All you can do is play games.

— Ritu Ghatourey

If I get 30 days to study I'll spend 29 days to find xerox notes. -Engineer :P

— Ritu Ghatourey

Finding someone with the exact same music taste as you is like finding a buried treasure.

— Ritu Ghatourey

THOUGHT ABOUT QUITTING.. THEN I NOTICE WHO WAS WATCHING.

— Ritu Ghatourey

It's not easy being me. But it sure is funny watching people try!

— Ritu Ghatourey

I'm going to open up a store next to forever 21 and call it finally 22

— Ritu Ghatourey

I forgot to go to the gym today... That's 5 years in a row now

— Ritu Ghatourey

I just fail to understand the 'Good' part of 'Good morning'

— Ritu Ghatourey

Its funny how you meet your ex and feel you've met a stranger who knows so much about you

— Ritu Ghatourey

If you want a princess, you must first become a prince.

— Ritu Ghatourey

If you think nobody cares . . . try missing a couple of check payments.

— Ritu Ghatourey

Dear voices in my head, talk separately so we can all understand each other, thank you.

— Ritu Ghatourey