I still don't understand why Kim Kardashian is famous. I'm serious. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The last seen at must be added by the wife of the man who made the app whatsapp.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Tell a girl she's pretty and she won't believe you. Tell her she's ugly, and she'll believe it forever. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why the fuckk you haven't made an album yet. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Do you know Difference between poetry n lecture? anything said by girlfriend is poetry and anything by wife is lecture...:P — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I don't know why some people prefer their bath water close to boiling point. They are more sweaty when they get out… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
ME IN CLASS: Wait What happened What do we do What do we write When's the test What is this How do… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
9 out of 10 husbands agreed that their wives are always right.. The 10th husband wasn't been seen since the study was conducted.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If your relationship status says, It's complicated maybe you should stop kidding yourself and change it to Single — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The problem with reality is that there's no background music, so you never really know whether something mysterious, evil or adventurous is… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Last night thinking of you, one tear rolled out. I asked it Why are you out? Tear said: there is someone so… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Me: omg I'm so sleepy. When I get home I will sleep forever. á ¡t home: *turns on the computer* me: What's sleep ? : — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I m not flirting. Im just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive... — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When I say I love schools I mean I love meeting my friends and playing with them :) — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If your wife and your lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie? — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Relation is like a Stapler, Its easy to attach but hard to detach. & Worst is wen u r able to detach it, It… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My care will be in the heart n not in words My anger will be in Words n not in the Heart — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you.Its someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Life is like a parachute jump: you have to get it right the first time. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Always speak sweet words, so that If you have to eat your words back, they don't taste bitter. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Life, it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else I have lost the will… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
No matter how serious life gets, You still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The first time I kissed you my knees went weak I literally lost my breath! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Let smiles overshadow sadness. Let faith make you believe. Let confidence wash away doubts. Let love complete your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A person may be inherently wise or experienced, but that means little or nothing if he/she is perceived as a fool. I, on the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I don't think any crime in the world is greater than telling a child: You're no good at it..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
