When I drop something and catch it before it hits the ground, I feel like a professional ninja — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
We live in a generation where DELETING HISTORY is more important than CREATING HISTORY =D — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
At the Touch of love, Everyone becomes a poet At the Touch of Breakup, Everyone becomes a philosopher .. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Has found his/her favorite machine at the gym: the vending machine! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
That epic awesome moment when you drop something, and then catch it mid-air. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
During physics class I always think that: when am I going to use this in my life ! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If you are what you eat...then why don't I remember eating a bowl of sexiness — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I have an oven with a 'stop time' button. It's probably meant to be 'stop timer' but I don't touch it, just… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Girls are like telephones, they like to be held and talked too, but if you push the wrong buttons, you might get… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dear EGNSLIH TECAEHR As lnog as the fsrit & lsat lteter r in the smae palce, u can siltl raed tihs. Sincerely… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Do U Know Why Gap Between Fingers? A True Lover Will Come & Fill The Gaps By Holding Ur Hands. Now Plz… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Ultimate Truth of College Life ... A Girl Loves a Boy, No One Knows Except The Girl. A Boy Loves a Girl,… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Wife pointing at a couple next door says to her husband: Look at him he kisses her all the time, cant u… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.? It is just a formality like two boxers shaking hands before the fight… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm trying to sleep and ,y brain is like, You know what's a great movie?Paranormal Activity.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Shitday, shitday, shitday, shitday, Friday! Saturday! Sunday! and shitday again. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If you can't be a good example . . . you'll just have to be a horrible warning — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Calling an engineer an applied scientist is like calling an artistic painter an applied pigment chemist — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When someone points skyward, its the fool that looks at the finger. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If today is the first day of the rest of your life . . . what the hell was yesterday? — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Money cant buy happiness but some how its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a cycle! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Reading text messages while half asleep is like looking into the sun. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Writing ''etc'' on an test because you don't remember any more examples. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If you want to have more ideas. Simply spend more time in toilet :P — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
You don't realize how inappropriate your favorite TV show is until your Mom walks in the room — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The Security Agencies are reading everyone's email?? LOL I don't even read my own email — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dear Girls, If a Boy Answers your Phone call during CHRIS GAYLE's Batting, He truly Loves you, Marry him — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When women talk to each other, the devil sits in a corner quietly, learning! ;D — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Microsoft bought Skype for 8,5 billions!.. what a bunch of idiots! I downloaded it for free! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I love being married. Its so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If its sent by ship then its a cargo, if its sent by road then its a shipment. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Whatsapp would be a disaster if its ''last seen at'' is changed to ''last seen with — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Two things I'm thankful for: 1: Family and friends. 2: Caller ID, so I can avoid my family and friends. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Relation is like a Stapler, Its easy to attach but hard to detach. & Worst is wen u r able to detach it, It… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My care will be in the heart n not in words My anger will be in Words n not in the Heart — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you.Its someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Life is like a parachute jump: you have to get it right the first time. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Always speak sweet words, so that If you have to eat your words back, they don't taste bitter. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Life, it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else I have lost the will… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
No matter how serious life gets, You still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The first time I kissed you my knees went weak I literally lost my breath! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Let smiles overshadow sadness. Let faith make you believe. Let confidence wash away doubts. Let love complete your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A person may be inherently wise or experienced, but that means little or nothing if he/she is perceived as a fool. I, on the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I don't think any crime in the world is greater than telling a child: You're no good at it..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
