I support cloning. After all, I cant be everywhere at once when I rule the world. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Today I sent out a text saying, Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it? 12 people called me...I need smarter… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
So... the elephant says to the camel why do you have 2 boobs on your back? the camel replies that's a pretty… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I love being married. Its so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I'm not lazy. Someone just stole my motivation. I'm the victim here! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
5 lies that girls tell : 1) I'm fine. 2) I'm not jealous. 3) I'm over him. 4) Sure we can be friends. 5) It's okay...! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're mad at someone, and then they make you laugh!.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Im going to lose weight. Im going to exercise everyday. Im going on a diet and Ill stick to it. Hey, is… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Probably the worst thing about being a penguin is after youre in an argument youll try to waddle away angrily but still… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Thomas Edisons Mother: Of course Im proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I f u feel like doing some work, sit down n relax till that feeling goes away!!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
You:I didn't do it Person:Then why are you laughing? You:Cause, whoever did it is a freaking genius — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
You're a jerk, an asshole, and immature you don't make sense and sometimes, I just want to strangle you, but on top… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A relationship w/ no trust, is like a phone w/ no service. All you can do is play games. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When a girl says have fun to a guy, it really means: Have a freakin' horrible time. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, Do you want… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If you think nobody cares . . . try missing a couple of check payments. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
On Facebook a girl may not reply to your hi but she'll definitely reply to your compliments!.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A little girl asked her mother, How did the human race begin? The mother answered, God made Adam and Eve and they… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Relation is like a Stapler, Its easy to attach but hard to detach. & Worst is wen u r able to detach it, It… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My care will be in the heart n not in words My anger will be in Words n not in the Heart — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you.Its someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Life is like a parachute jump: you have to get it right the first time. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Always speak sweet words, so that If you have to eat your words back, they don't taste bitter. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Life, it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else I have lost the will… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
No matter how serious life gets, You still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The first time I kissed you my knees went weak I literally lost my breath! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Let smiles overshadow sadness. Let faith make you believe. Let confidence wash away doubts. Let love complete your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A person may be inherently wise or experienced, but that means little or nothing if he/she is perceived as a fool. I, on the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I don't think any crime in the world is greater than telling a child: You're no good at it..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
