Funny Quote by Ritu Ghatourey

“No, you cannot beat your wife. No, you cannot hit your sister. No you cannot use abusive language to any woman (or man for…

— Heena Rathore P

A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home.

— James Thurber

Let the husband render to his wife the affection owed her, and likewise also the wife to her husband.

— Paul the Apostle

“Because in my free time I love teaching loose women the ways of the club world, the dos and don’ts when it comes to…

— Madeline Sheehan

“At night, they lie in bed holding hands. It is possible if she is stealthy enough that the wife can do this while secretly…

— Jenny Offill

It is not good for a husband to talk of pretty girls in front of his wife.

— Vikrant Parsai

“Stop it,” I smacked him. “What if that was some guy hitting on me? I swear you attract single females in a five mile…

— Micalea Smeltzer

Sometimes a woman just needs to be slapped.

— Sean Connery

Can I jump in your body and make out with my wife through you?” I fought a grin. “It doesn’t really work that way.”…

— Darynda Jones

Don't ever give a room for another man to makes your wife smile.

— LAMIDI AFEEZ ABIODUN

Every wife who slaves to keep herself pretty, to cook her husband's favourite meals, to build up his pride and confidence in himself at…

— Germaine Greer

What a generous thing that is, I realize, for a husband to try to make his wife laugh.

— Gillian Flynn