Quote by Darynda Jones Download Open image ““My boyfriend called me a stalker. Well, he’s not actually my boyfriend …”” — Darynda Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“My boyfriend called me a stalker. Well, he’s not actually my boyfriend …” – STATUS UPDATE” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“When someone is stalking you because they think you are stalking them, it makes you wonder who really is the true stalker?” — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“Holy shit, you’re the most accomplished stalker I’ve ever met.” “It’s not stalking if you like it.” — Aleksandr Voinov Copy Share Image
“…sitting on the sidewalk outside of his workplace like some creepy stalker ex-girlfriend, waiting for him to come out so I can ambush him… — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
“You mistake my intent on our non-existent boyfriend/girlfriend relationship." He steps closer. "We might not be using the titles, but I still claim you… — Skyla Madi Copy Share Image
“You can't stalk what's yours", he returned. I looked at his shirt. "Yes, I suspect that's what all the stalkers say.” — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“He seems friendly, but what do I know? I do call him Stalker Boy for a reason.” — Michelle Warren Copy Share Image
“So let me see-you've got a boyfriend, a not boyfriend, and a secret admirer. " He shook his head at me. "Girl, no wonder… — Michele Jaffe Copy Share Image
“My boyfriend? I thought I’d resigned myself to the fact that we weren’t going to be together. And now I’m thinking of him as… — Sarina Bowen, Elle Kennedy Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
