“TYPES OF PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK: 1) The Rooster Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook Good Morning every day. 2) The Lurker Never posts or comments on ur post, but reads everything, and might make reference to your status if they see you in public. 3) The Hyena Doesn't ever really say anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything. 4) Mr/Ms Popular Has 4,367 friends for NO reason! 5) The Gamer Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY. 6) The Cynic Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates. 7) The Collector Never posts anything either, but joins every group and becomes fans of the most random stuff. 8)The Promoter Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore. 9) The Liker Never actually says anything, but always clicks the like button. 10) Drama Queen/ King This person always posts stuff like I can't believe this!, orThey gonna make me snap today!, in the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what's wrong but then they never finish telling the story. 11) The News Always updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary, 12) The Thief Steals status updates... and will probably steal this one. :) Which type are you?”