“Netiquette Positive Word of The Day: Able - having skill to do something. Intelligence is a synonym. — David Chiles Copy Share Image
Relationships this days are harder now because conversations become texting, arguments become phone calls and feelings becomes status updates — Insane & Insomniac Copy Share Image
I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
It seems like only people doing REALLY well in life post those Facebook status updates where every third letter is randomly capitalized. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“hers is an old fashioned heart that holds timeless love.she's a three age love letter in a world of relationship status updates.” — JmStorm Copy Share Image
Some people just need to change there Status updates to ** NEEDS ATTENTION** — LEETEYA Copy Share Image
“Screw technicolor, red, and foreign languages. I dream in status updates.” — Fierce Dolan Copy Share Image
Logging into my facebook every night in order to see, who had a bad day, good day, who goes to bed happily… — Simphiwe Copy Share Image
Caricatured as navel-gazers, Millennials are said to live for their 'likes' and status updates. But the young people I know often leverage… — Chelsea Clinton Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when a Facebook relationship status update not only informs you that youre now suddenly single, but that youve also… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is no reason people should post the same damn thing over and over on Facebook. The same is always using same… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
“THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING BAD",and Tiny shouts back, "I GOT DUMPED BY STATUS UPDATE," and I answer, "YEAH, I NOTICED I MEAN,HE COULD… — John Green Copy Share Image
Relationships have became harder now because now conversations have become texting, arguments have become phone calls, and the feelings have become status… — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post… — Stephanie Copy Share Image
I'm uncomfortable with selfies and status updates documenting mundane pieces of my life, which I don't think should be of interest to… — Hozier Copy Share Image
“Julie swallowed. "Flat Finn is on Facebook?" She'd love to see those status updates. 'Got strapped to the roof of the car… — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
Vast volumes of mixed media surround us, from music to games and videos. Yet almost all of our online actions still begin… — Tom Chatfield Copy Share Image
Relationships these days are harder now because conversations become texting, arguments become phone calls, and feelings become status updates. — Alexis Williams Copy Share Image
When I was detoxing from social media, I realized that I was thinking in status updates. It seemed I had trained my… — Glennon Doyle Melton Copy Share Image
Theres a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. Thats ridiculous. I dont need… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
“The road to hell may be paved with good intentions but the path to misery is cobbled with trying to live up… — LaToya Hankins Copy Share Image
X?) It made me rezliae that my FB status can contribute to someone's insecurity or uneasiness. I wouldn't say that I'm always… — Neayshia Copy Share Image
“A #loveselfie isn't a picture or a status update. It's an attitude of embracing, accepting, and valuing yourself, exactly as you are… — Amy Leigh Mercree Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I write "Drink Coffee" on my to do list just to feel like I've accomplish something-Status Update” — Darynda Jones Sixth Grave on the Edge Copy Share Image
Sometimes comments are better than post and status updates on facebook. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Relationship status: Single and happy married to food in the fridge not a human being — Cowgirl_Haley00 Copy Share Image
You read about that Black Lips/Wavves fight as a spectator and you're like, "Oh man, I'm gonna pick a team to be… — Bradford Cox Copy Share Image
No more Internet. No more social media, no more scrolling through litanies of dreams and nervous hopes and photographs of lunches, cries… — Emily St. John Mandel Copy Share Image
