Happy birthday to someone who wasn't welcomed into the world via tweet or status update. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I may not have as many likes as your status update does but in realilty every one is talking about my status… — Simphiwe Copy Share Image
“Netiquette Positive Word of The Day: Able - having skill to do something. Intelligence is a synonym. — David Chiles Copy Share Image
Now a days People are judged on Facebook profiles and whats-app status updates. — Sushan Copy Share Image
Relationships have became harder now because now conversations have become texting, arguments have become phone calls, and the feelings have become status… — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“Cool posts and kind comments make friends. Think about others online.” — David Chiles Copy Share Image
Some people just need to change their status updates to, 'Needs attention.' — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
“Interesting facts about Facebook: · More than 400 million active users · 50% of our active users log on to Facebook in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Julie swallowed. "Flat Finn is on Facebook?" She'd love to see those status updates. 'Got strapped to the roof of the car… — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
“Screw technicolor, red, and foreign languages. I dream in status updates.” — Fierce Dolan Copy Share Image
“She moves deftly and quietly through misogyny. In recent years her voice has become more pervasive, more intriguing. She has been too… — Alice B. Grist Copy Share Image
TYPES OF PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK: 1) The Rooster Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook Good Morning every day. 2)… — Ms Paradeez Copy Share Image
“hers is an old fashioned heart that holds timeless love.she's a three age love letter in a world of relationship status updates.” — JmStorm Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I write “drink coffee” on my to-do list just to feel like I’ve accomplished something. —STATUS UPDATE” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
We know everything about what you know and how you learn best because we get so much data. And education is the… — Jose Ferreira Copy Share Image
“Social media has put an incredible pressure on the Facebook generation. We’ve made our lives so public to one another, and as… — Nev Schulman Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post… — Stephanie Copy Share Image
“The road to hell may be paved with good intentions but the path to misery is cobbled with trying to live up… — LaToya Hankins Copy Share Image
“Ever wonder exactly how much time you've wasted posting--and poring over--photos and status updates on Facebook? So did we. In advance of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's promise we'll always stay close friends but ultimately settle for periodic glances at each other's Facebook status updates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“As for human contact, I'd lost all appetite for it. Mankind has, as you may have noticed, become very inventive about devising… — Jonathan Coe Copy Share Image
“Our thoughts, feelings and whereabouts: Food we dish up on plates called photographs and status updates; to feed Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.;… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
X?) It made me rezliae that my FB status can contribute to someone's insecurity or uneasiness. I wouldn't say that I'm always… — Neayshia Copy Share Image
Everybody was facebook fighting.. STATUS UPDATES were fast as lighting.. Profile pic were a little bit frightning.. cause they're dealing with bathroom… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
