Humor-inspirational Quote by Darynda Jones Sixth Grave on the Edge

“Sometimes I write “drink coffee” on my to-do list just to feel like I’ve accomplished something. —STATUS UPDATE”

— Darynda Jones

“I realized I was officially a professional writer when all my plans began with "drink coffee" and ended with "take a nap.”

— Cassandra Duffy

“When my coffee is gone, so is my motivation.”

— Jarod Kintz

Coffee is the way I fool myself into believing I'm going to have a productive day.

— Anonymous

Coffee is one of the special things I have, instead of a social life.

— Joel Achenbach

Coffee renders many foolish people temporarily capable of wise actions

— Baron de Montesquieu

Psychologists call it "defocused attention," where you broaden your horizons, let your mind float and drift a bit. Coffee keeps us sharp and alert.…

— Eric Weiner

When I'm writing good music and I'm caffeinated, I attribute all my success to the coffee, get really sentimental about the EDM scene and…

— Porter Robinson

Why is it, when I have nothing to do, I drink more coffee? It's as if I'm in a big hurry to get nothing…

— Dana Gould

“When I think of coffee, I think of fresh mornings, companionship, a book while it rains outside, a conversation with a best friend, comfortable…

— Mitali Meelan

Late to bed, early to rise, makes you a college student in dire need of coffee¦ Enjoy your Coffee dear friends

— Archie Fuentes

I will readily confess that I'm a coffee addict.

— St. Lucia