Humor-inspirational Quote by Jeff Somers Download Open image ““I decided to irritate him, on the premise that it couldn't make my situation any worse.”” — Jeff Somers ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor-inspirational
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“I'm a little mad. He shouldn't have said whatever he said to make you so upset. But we should try not to judge people… — Jennifer Castle Copy Share Image
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“Nothing apparently, disturbed the mans air of having his mind on something more important than you. You wanted to slap him.” — Glen Duncan Copy Share Image
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“I kept trying to explain and he kept shouting until I began to cry from frustration. Then he felt remorseful, which was so unlike… — Mary Ann Shaffer Copy Share Image
“You to seem to react so negatively to me. That's all I know. And it hurts...it hurts.” — Atticus Lish Copy Share Image
“didn’t trust easily. Sometimes I found it hard to handle emotions. I didn’t want someone to guess there was something wrong with me. Something… — Sibel Hodge Copy Share Image
“He was the worst kind of wrong. He was so wrong it felt right, and that made me feel completely out of control.” — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“I forced myself to stay put and keep looking-impatient assholes would take the leap, letting adrenaline and desperation guide them, but I was fucking… — Jeff Somers Copy Share Image
“I forced myself to stay put and keep looking - impatient assholes would make a leap, letting adrenaline and desperation guide them, but I… — Jeff Somers Copy Share Image
“I didn't want to kill her; she was just doing her job. But she was standing between me and the rest of my miserable… — Jeff Somers Copy Share Image
“Friends are the support bras of life. We don't let each other down.” — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“My life is interesting enough with out you adding drama, thank you very much. Now can you please leave?” — Bryan A. Fritz Copy Share Image
“You know as well as I do, damn you. Like it or not I seem to have grown a heart. I have absolutely no… — Anne Stuart Copy Share Image
“I hope you aren't planning to order me back to bed." "No, you have far too much crockery at your disposal.” — Rosamund Hodge Copy Share Image
“... an artist should paint from the heart, and not always what people expect. Predictability often leads to the dullest work, in my opinion,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“History, of course, is never real. People either glorify it or horrify it. Or at the very least color it.” — Paula Wall Copy Share Image
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“How can you possibly do everything you want to do in life if you start doing a bunch of things twice?” — Lorii Myers Copy Share Image
“After all, her motto is "Better to ask for forgiveness than permission.” — Anna Banks Copy Share Image