“I decided to irritate him, on the premise that it couldn't make my situation any worse.” — Jeff Somers Humor-inspirational Copy Share Image
“I forced myself to stay put and keep looking-impatient assholes would take the leap, letting adrenaline and desperation guide them, but I… — Jeff Somers Copy Share Image
“I forced myself to stay put and keep looking - impatient assholes would make a leap, letting adrenaline and desperation guide them,… — Jeff Somers Copy Share Image
“I didn't want to kill her; she was just doing her job. But she was standing between me and the rest of… — Jeff Somers Life Copy Share Image
