Bored Quote by Jimmy Fallon

President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.'

— David Letterman

I'll be the first US president to not only visit Kenya and Ethiopia, but also to address the continent as a whole, building off…

— Barack Obama

We invite all those who have been outside Kenya to come back and join in the rebuilding of our new nation.

— Mwai Kibaki

President Obama is currently on a week-long trip to Africa, where he will promote freedom, democracy, and economic opportunity. I guess he figured it…

— Jay Leno

Stylistically speaking, Barack Obama could hardly be further from Jimmy Carter if he really had been born in Kenya.

— Eric Alterman

I think what gives me hope is I have the sense that the people of Kenya have turned the page. They are keen to…

— Kofi Annan

To be frank, I don't think President Obama gives much thought to Africa - or gives much to Africa.

— Mo Ibrahim

This week, President Obama attended what was either the G-20 summit or his high school reunion. I haven't seen old white dudes this excited…

— Seth Meyers

Kenya is a land of great people, and during the 2014 FIFA World Cup, I remember meeting some Kenyan fans at the hotel where…

— Divock Origi

Yesterday President Obama traveled to Jamaica, where he will meet with students and Caribbean leaders. Jamaica's such a beautiful place, Obama says he can't…

— Jimmy Fallon

President Obama’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States.

— Jay Leno

I don't care where Obama goes. He can go wherever he wants.

— Rush Limbaugh