Joe Biden would probably be running a Denny's if he wasn't Vice President. — Bill Whittle Copy Share Image
I have a soft spot for Joe Biden. I like him. But he’s dumb as an ashtray. — Roger Ailes Copy Share Image
Remarkably, [Sen. Dianne] Feinstein was reading her statement. So her mare's-nest of inapposite words and unclear thoughts cannot be excused as symptoms… — George Will Copy Share Image
Like Joe Biden and so many other Americans, I've lost people I love deeply to cancer. I've heard often from those whose… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Joe Biden says the Wall Street crisis is the result of George W. Bush's tax cuts, which makes as much sense as… — Jonah Goldberg Copy Share Image
Barack Obama's mother-in-law might be moving into the White House with him. Joe Biden was right. Hostile forces will test him in… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
[Joe] Biden countered. He was speaking at a summit for working families, and he said he had no stocks, no bonds, or… — Peter Sagal Copy Share Image
In a new interview, the president discussed the upcoming election. He said that Hillary Clinton is going to do great as a… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Betty White met with President Obama at the White House. President Obama invited Betty personally because she's great with animals. And the… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Joe Biden went to Brazil in an effort to try and repair America's relationship with their government. Biden said, 'It's great to… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Vice President Joe Biden said today that 'Syria must be held accountable.' Unfortunately, the Obama administration has never employed an accountant, so… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Joe Biden was first elected to the Senate in 1972 at age 30. Somewhere around 1992, he should have had to go… — Howie Carr Copy Share Image
Today was opening day for the new Congress in Washington. And Vice President Joe Biden swore in the new batch of White… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, the only things that are shovel ready around here are the words coming out of Barack… — Reince Priebus Copy Share Image
Michelle, I love you. The other night, I think the entire country saw just how lucky I am. Malia and Sasha, you… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I think Joe Biden made correct decision for him and his family. Personally,I would rather run agianst Hillary [Clinton] because her record… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
The White House admitted that Vice President Biden's endorsement of gay marriage forced him to come out in favor of it. So… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Senator Biden was correct by calling for more to look into Governor Cuomo's defense policy. It is clear to me, by researching… — Sam Nunn Copy Share Image
“You have to respect the choice of the masses when they willfully elect a corrupt government.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
Obama considers himself above deal-making and back-slapping, political necessities he often delegates to Vice President Joe Biden and other lesser sorts. — Ron Fournier Copy Share Image
This week Biden said that he will decide on a potential 2016 presidential campaign by the spring or the summer. Then he… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
We got results that would not have been possible without a negotiating partner like Joe Biden. — John McCain Copy Share Image
As you all know by now, Barack Obama sent out a cell phone text message at 3 a.m. on Saturday morning to… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The White House is worried about Joe Biden's potential run for president, and a source says they fear that it wouldn't have… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
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