Though I am flattered that Governor Palin has chosen to cite me as a source of wisdom, what I said had nothing… — Madeleine Albright Copy Share Image
Well, Joe Biden has done it again. He showed up at the White House Passover Seder with a bunch of ham sandwiches. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
My fellow Americans, all of us in this grand hall and everybody watching at home, when we vote in this election, we'll… — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
Are you looking into Joe Biden's supposed botox shots in his forehead? — Elisabeth Hasselbeck Copy Share Image
Joe Biden was spotted with a bruise on his face that was apparently caused by his dog. I guess they collided when… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Last night's vice presidential debate between Joe Biden and Sarah Palin drew much higher ratings than the presidential debate. Did you know… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I've heard [Bernie] Sanders comments, and it's really caused me to wonder who's left in the progressive wing of the Democratic Party.… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
Mitt Romney is predicting that as president, he will create 12 million jobs in his first term. Well, President Obama says a… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“ BIDEN : “ Look, folks ,” the president told the adoring crowd after his wife handed him the microphone, “you know,… — Jake Tapper Copy Share Image
Barack Obama and Joe Biden have been working hard to help middle-class families make it in America. — Steny Hoyer Copy Share Image
You're going to hear a lot from President Obama and yes, from Joe Biden, you're hearing a little bit about Medicare these… — Paul Ryan Copy Share Image
First Lady Michelle Obama has posted an exercise video of her beating up a punching bag. But don't worry, Vice President Biden… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Rick Perry has made so many gaffes lately, it is hard to tell if he's running against President Obama or Joe Biden. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Sen. Joe Biden, on the day of announcing his candidacy for president of the United States, called Barack Obama the first mainstream… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
And Joe Biden, thank you for being the best Vice President I could ever hope for. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
This is [Joe] Biden's unique way. I mean, here's a guy that never makes a gaffe, right? — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
If the election had turned out differently, I could be the one overseeing the signing of bailout checks and Vice President Biden… — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image
Democrats are calling Christine O'Donnell 'the Sarah Palin of the East.' Really? She's a loud, emotionally unstable woman from Delaware. That's not… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
One of the reasons people love Joe Biden is he just kind of says what he thinks. He's a guy whose heart… — Tim Kaine Copy Share Image
You can disagree with someone on issues, but you should never get personal. Joe Biden has never gotten personal, to my knowledge,… — John McCain Copy Share Image
“I really hated the Obama/Biden Administration by the time I was done interacting with them regarding dangerous workplace safety hazards.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
The United States is sending its most powerful drone to Libya. That’s a long trip for Joe Biden. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Actually, Joe Biden looked pretty good. In fact, Joe's popularity has gone from 1% to 2% last week to 3% today. At… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
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