When it comes to pay raises, Congress always plays the role of Grinch. The bill extends an existing pay freeze for Vice… — Susan Davis Copy Share Image
You're going to hear a lot from President Obama and yes, from Joe Biden, you're hearing a little bit about Medicare these… — Paul Ryan Copy Share Image
There are reports that if Joe Biden runs for president, he would promise to serve for only one term - because nothing… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Mitt Romney is predicting that as president, he will create 12 million jobs in his first term. Well, President Obama says a… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
A group called Draft Biden 2016 has started selling bumper stickers that say 'I'm ridin' with Biden.' It's a lot better than… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
One of the reasons people love Joe Biden is he just kind of says what he thinks. He's a guy whose heart… — Tim Kaine Copy Share Image
If the election had turned out differently, I could be the one overseeing the signing of bailout checks and Vice President Biden… — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image
A tell-all book by David Axelrod, one of President Obama's former strategists, reveals that Obama chose Joe Biden as his VP because… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Democrats are calling Christine O'Donnell 'the Sarah Palin of the East.' Really? She's a loud, emotionally unstable woman from Delaware. That's not… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Truly 1 percent of this country serves and protects the freedoms of the other 99 percent of us, so many of us… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
We got results that would not have been possible without a negotiating partner like Joe Biden. — John McCain Copy Share Image
The Senate gathered to say goodbye to Vice President Joe Biden. Biden has been a presence there for more than 40 years. — Ari Shapiro Copy Share Image
“You have to respect the choice of the masses when they willfully elect a corrupt government.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
Really? Anyone intimidated by Barack Obama? He can't even keep Joe Biden in line. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The White House admitted that Vice President Biden's endorsement of gay marriage forced him to come out in favor of it. So… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I think that Joe Biden is qualified in many respects. But I do point out that he's been wrong on many foreign… — John McCain Copy Share Image
This week Biden said that he will decide on a potential 2016 presidential campaign by the spring or the summer. Then he… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, the only things that are shovel ready around here are the words coming out of Barack… — Reince Priebus Copy Share Image
Sarah Palin has managed to use her failed vice presidential run to put herself in a position of power and influence. Joe… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Joe Biden went to Brazil in an effort to try and repair America's relationship with their government. Biden said, 'It's great to… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Joe Biden says the Wall Street crisis is the result of George W. Bush's tax cuts, which makes as much sense as… — Jonah Goldberg Copy Share Image
In a two-hour interview last Friday, Bruce Jenner told ABC's Diane Sawyer, 'For all intents and purposes, I'm a woman.' At which… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Like Joe Biden and so many other Americans, I've lost people I love deeply to cancer. I've heard often from those whose… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
As you all know by now, Barack Obama sent out a cell phone text message at 3 a.m. on Saturday morning to… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
As you know, John McCain is an older, white-haired man who has been in the Senate for over twenty years, voted for… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
'Obama and Biden want to raise taxes by a trillion dollars.' Guess what? Yes, we do in one regard: We want to… — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
Yesterday, the White House confirmed that President Obama will meet with Pope Francis during his visit in September. Some experts are wondering… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
“Then there was the Trumpiness of it all. A candidate just didn’t get a whole lot out of debating Trump. Even if… — Jake Tapper Copy Share Image
Remarkably, [Sen. Dianne] Feinstein was reading her statement. So her mare's-nest of inapposite words and unclear thoughts cannot be excused as symptoms… — George Will Copy Share Image
My fellow Americans, all of us in this grand hall and everybody watching at home, when we vote in this election, we'll… — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
You essentially have a human-relations database on millions of Americans. The administration said, "Well we're not listening to calls, we don't collect… — Ron Wyden Copy Share Image
The Democrats cannot find Romney fingerprints on what's happening to this country. Every fingerprint is Barack Obama's, Joe Biden's, Nancy Pelosi's, Harry… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Today was opening day for the new Congress in Washington. And Vice President Joe Biden swore in the new batch of White… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I have good relationships with Hillary Clinton, Joseph Biden and especially Richard Holbrooke - he is my teacher. I learned a lot… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Senator Biden was correct by calling for more to look into Governor Cuomo's defense policy. It is clear to me, by researching… — Sam Nunn Copy Share Image
Obama considers himself above deal-making and back-slapping, political necessities he often delegates to Vice President Joe Biden and other lesser sorts. — Ron Fournier Copy Share Image
In a new interview, the president discussed the upcoming election. He said that Hillary Clinton is going to do great as a… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Joe Biden was first elected to the Senate in 1972 at age 30. Somewhere around 1992, he should have had to go… — Howie Carr Copy Share Image
![“Remarkably, [Sen. Dianne] Feinstein was reading her statement. So her mare's-nest of inapposite words and unclear thoughts cannot be excused as symptoms of Biden's Disease, that form of logorrhea that causes victims, such as Sen. Joe Biden, to become lost on the syntactical back roads of their…” quote by George Will](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/ad1/george-will-1177_back-roads_remarkably-sen-dianne-feinstein-was-read_1845519.jpg)
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