Comedian Quote by Josh Gondelman Download Open image “I don't want to have to be a teacher so I can be a comedian.” — Josh Gondelman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedian I can Mentorship Teacher Want
I'd love to be a comedian. I've done a lot, but always in the confines of plays. — Michael Gambon Copy Share Image
I have always been a comedian - that has always been my job and it is what I want to do for a long… — Iain Stirling Copy Share Image
Oh yeah, I'd love to be a comedian. I've done a lot, but always in the confines of plays. — Michael Gambon Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a comedian, but I wasn't funny enough to do it every night. — John Popper Copy Share Image
I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
A vest, as a clothing item, always makes a statement, but depending on context, those declarations vary a great deal. — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
There are very funny people who aren't good at Twitter and people who are really good on Twitter where that's the best or the… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
I think the term 'Twitter comedian' can seem like a pejorative because it's not a job, really, and there's such a low barrier for… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
I don't consider myself a nerd; I consider myself a dork more. I'm closer to a dork, if anything, just because I'm not good… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
I have - and this isn't a thing I talk about often - a decent set of legs. There's an unexpected musculature that lends… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
My comedy isn't clean; it's just friendly. So I get asked to do a lot of clean shows. It's like, 'Oh, I have a… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
When I was young - like, young young - I would read all the time. I would read when I was walking places. My… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
'The Rap Year Book' is really great. Shea Serrano wrote it, and it became this huge phenomenon where he sold out everywhere and made… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I like to turn up my collar when I'm leaving the theatre and feel like I'm some heroic comedian figure. — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies.… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
If I had a choice, I would rather watch a comedian not involve themselves in politics at all but be hilarious than someone who… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
If someone doesn't like a comedian that's fine; a lot of people probably don't like my standup, and that's fine. But I think that… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I was a kid, and I would watch standup comics do the 'Tonight Show,' and if Johnny Carson liked you, he'd wave you over… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
Gary Greenberg is a thoughtful comedian and a cranky philosopher and a humble pest of a reporter, equal parts Woody Allen, Kierkegaard, and Columbo.… — Gideon Lewis-Kraus Copy Share Image
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