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“I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.” quote by Drew Carey — Download Open image

“I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.”

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One day I was running around playing with my son Connor when afterwards I was sweating, tired and out of breath. I was embarrassed…

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Sometimes I like it, sometimes I don't. I've always been a people watcher. I like to go to malls and just sit, and I…

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I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

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If frogs could fly - well, we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat?

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I'm competitive at everything.

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The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you dont feel good,…

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Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And…

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'Green Screen' was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.

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What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on…

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Violence doesn't solve anything? World War I. World War II. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who says violence doesn't solve anything?

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