Comedian Quote by Kelly Slater Download Open image “I wanted to be a comedian.” — Kelly Slater ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedian Wanted
I didn't want to be a comedian. I wanted to be an actor - maybe a comic actor, but a real actor - by… — Gene Wilder Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a comedian, but I wasn't funny enough to do it every night. — John Popper Copy Share Image
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I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a comedian long before I wanted to be a musician, for sure. — Weyes Blood Copy Share Image
To tell you the truth, I always wanted to be a sketch comedian and a comedy actor. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a comedian. And I did that so much in high school, I couldn't get a girlfriend. — Chuck Berry Copy Share Image
Maintaining marriage seems to be tougher than fatherhood: apparently its the most difficult thing in the world. — Kelly Slater Copy Share Image
It's a perfect wave when small and the most beautiful and scary wave on Earth when it's big, as the swell from deep water… — Kelly Slater Copy Share Image
When I'm 50 I want to be a better surfer than I am now - for me it's a lifelong journey. — Kelly Slater Copy Share Image
Most of what Hawaii has to offer is no secret. Pipeline is probably the most famous wave in the world. — Kelly Slater Copy Share Image
There are so many different elements to surfing. Small waves, big waves, long boards, short boards. This makes it a sport you can share… — Kelly Slater Copy Share Image
I surf more now for other people than myself. I feel a lot of support from people wanting me to do well, and I… — Kelly Slater Copy Share Image
A lot of times I'll see guys who are nowhere near the level of the board they're riding. They might love surfing and love… — Kelly Slater Copy Share Image
Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my… — Kelly Slater Copy Share Image
A wave isn't like a skate ramp or mountain; everything's moving around and you have to time how to move along with it. That's… — Kelly Slater Copy Share Image
Well I'm always working on constantly everything. I never take the approach that I'm doing as well as I possibly can... I always think… — Kelly Slater Copy Share Image
I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I like to turn up my collar when I'm leaving the theatre and feel like I'm some heroic comedian figure. — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies.… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
If someone doesn't like a comedian that's fine; a lot of people probably don't like my standup, and that's fine. But I think that… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I was a kid, and I would watch standup comics do the 'Tonight Show,' and if Johnny Carson liked you, he'd wave you over… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
Gary Greenberg is a thoughtful comedian and a cranky philosopher and a humble pest of a reporter, equal parts Woody Allen, Kierkegaard, and Columbo.… — Gideon Lewis-Kraus Copy Share Image
For me, comedians are like the epitome for everything great, and they terrify me. I just want to be them. I want to be… — Tatiana Maslany Copy Share Image
