Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
I used to go to the library all the time when I was kid. As a teenager, I got a book on… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
One day I was running around playing with my son Connor when afterwards I was sweating, tired and out of breath. I was embarrassed… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
Sometimes I like it, sometimes I don't. I've always been a people watcher. I like to go to malls and just sit, and I… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
If frogs could fly - well, we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat? — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you dont feel good,… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
'Green Screen' was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
Violence doesn't solve anything? World War I. World War II. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who says violence doesn't solve anything? — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
